He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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