The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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