I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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