peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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