Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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