You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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