So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
