i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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