Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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