so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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