There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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