So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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