oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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