It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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