I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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