If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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