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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I think my moral compass just broke
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