Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i jhust puked up my retainher.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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