The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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