People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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