so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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