He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
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Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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