apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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