It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
