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Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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