you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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