i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
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