You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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