It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
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