Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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