Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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