Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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