Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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