Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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