Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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