i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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