I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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