Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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