Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Randomize
