They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
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