I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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