The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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