i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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