Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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