Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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