the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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