You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I bet he comes in French.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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