Got a toothbrush?
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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