Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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