Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
