Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Everclear isn't food dammit
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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