I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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