Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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