i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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