You really coming over, don't trick.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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