what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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