I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
ugly people sure do ruin things
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize