just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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